Jimmy Buys A Bar

Jimmy has bought a bar, and for once, things are actually going rather well.

But “rather well” isn’t good enough for Jimmy. There must be more money hiding somewhere between the beer taps and the closing-time bell.

One drunken suggestion gives him an idea. Then another customer gives him an even better one. Before long, Jimmy’s quiet little bar is becoming the hottest place in town—and every new request seems just profitable enough to say yes to.

Business is booming.

Jimmy probably should have asked why.